Banana Boyz Guild BBz - Raid

C'Thun down

BBz News — Fri, 05 May 2006 21:46:00 +0800

Does anyone else find it ironic that, as your virtual character gains experience, wealth and social stature, your reality character is losing the exact same things at the same rate?

Temple of Ahn'Qiraj

BBz News — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 22:47:00 +0800

Our first night of AQ40 was quite alright, The Prophet Skeram went down relatively easy when we figured out what it required us to do. Some purple shit dropped and some people who don't need any more purple shit got it. We couldn't stop there so went deeper in and met the "Royal Family".

After brutally murdering both parents the kid went down relatively easily. Pretty trivial encounter really. Some purple shit dropped and some people who don't need any more purple shit got it. Battleguard Sartura was the first real challenge and it took 5 attempts to kill her, which still wasn't that bad I suppose. I really enjoyed this fight and think it's much more dynamic than most other encounters, even though our tanks didn't really seem to have a problem tanking her, contrary to rumors we had heard. Some purple shit dropped and some people who don't need any more purple shit got it.

So far I'm impressed with AQ40 and it really seems like it's the size of the instance that creates the possibility for cool fights. Hopefully we'll get a little further in tomorrow and take a shot at the twins. We later went and killed Fankriss the Unyielding and it's safe to say it's again one of the easier fights, once you figure out what to do. Some purple druid shit dropped and some druids who don't need any more purple shit got it. Princess Huhuran seems to be somewhat of a more interesting fight (for Horde). With the lack of Dwarf tanks we have had some trouble with it. But eventually, the princess still got owned :

Nefarian down

BBz News — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:08:00 +0800

It's 5:30 in the morning. I've got nothing left besides posting this picture that speaks for itself. Third horde guild in the US to kill Nefarian.

Head is going up in Orgrimmar at 10pm eastern tomorrow.

Ebonace and Flamegary

BBz News — Sat, 10 Sep 2005 22:37:00 +0800

Two nights ago, another chapter was closed in the righteous cleansing of Blackwing Lair, the Banana Boyz standing victorious over the fallen bodies of the Egregiously Gay Duo: Ebonace and Flamegary. Despite the whirlwind of purple crushed velvet and fruity cocktails. Despite vain attempts to suck the life out of us and set us ablaze with a flaming aura, they were conquered and lay defeated. (No, not on top of each other with one's hand in the other's pants)

They put out some FABULOUS items for us! Ebonace: Gauntlets of Wrath Band of Forced Concentration Flamegary: Bloodfang Gloves Emberweave Leggings Their entourage also laid out some fashionable attire: Band of Dark Dominion Draconic Avenger ...and the not so fashionable: Ringo's Blizzard Boots

Who wears socks with sandals anyway? Someone call the fashion police!

Vaelastrasz the Corrupted

BBz News — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:45:00 +0800

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Banana Boyz have made a disturbing discovery regarding the goings on inside Blackwing Lair. Once thought to be just another raid instance, we have found out that it has been the safe haven for a self proclaimed "Champion of Communism". Being the red, white, and blue blooded Americans we are, we were determined to cause the collapse of yet another communist superpower. Vaelastrasz the Red would join the ranks of nations such as China, Russia, Cuba, Holland, and North Vietnam. By join the ranks, I mean complete and utter anal violation, unseen by the likes of any back in the Motherland.

Goddamn right... Communism indeed, this guy certainly spread the wealth around. As persuasive as he was, managing to even convince our fellow guildmates to turn against us in the form of suicide bombers, it was in vain. It was also the only time a druid will ever top the damage charts, yes, I'm looking at you FAUX. (idiot) Rune of Metamorpahsis Belt of Ten Storms Stormrage Belt Next up:

Oops indeed Yogfather. Update: It seems we have some fans behind the Iron Curtain who sympathize with our plight to rid the world of the red plauge.

Philanthropists that we are, a weeks supply of canned food is being donated to this man and his family. Congratulations Clouser! Continuing our crusades, righting wrongs, un eviling evil, our travels took us to what seemed like the Chinatown of Blackwing Lair. Broodlord Lashlayer has been running a sweatshop right under our noses, using whelp labor to create sneakers and sports apparel out of no less than the skin from whelps worked to death. While discussing the strategy for our takedown, one of our members informed us that if you cram an ecstasy pill up your ass, you get twice as high, known as "Pushing". Applied to our situation we ran our own Manhattan Project to create the world's first "Pwnage Pill" and let broodlord take this explosive suppository for a test run. Needless to say, it was an uncomfortable demise. Uhh... he dropped these: Maladath, Runed Blade of the Black Flight Greaves of Ten Storms x2