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Wednesday, August 17 2005

Razorgore the Untamed

Fresh off our reversed suspensions, we decided to swing by Blackwing Lair to cook up some fucking OMLETTES with our buddies Razorgore and Grethok. Lord Victor Nefarius would have none of that and sent his best legionnaires to zerg our breakfast. With the encouragement of our friendly neighborhood GMs:



We set out to stomp some face. In a horrific culinary accident, Grethok and Razorgore found themselves caught up in the whirling maelstrom of egg beaters, cutlery, and flying dishes. Their deaths were not in vain though, as they left a legacy in the form of epic oven mitts and wristbands. Gloves of Rapid Evolution Bindings of Transcendence Bracers of Ten Storms Standing next to our fallen friend, we paid tribute.



Secret strategizing was the key to victory. After the party favors were handed out, I managed to hide behind a friendly tree long enough to catch Lord Victor Nefarius in the act of telepathically pleasuring Vaelastrasz the Corrupt. Not pictured, me doing the five knuckle shuffle and depositing it in what I assume was a squirrel hole in the tree.
 

In other news, I have the most bad assed frog out there.
 

Oh, and this...

Wednesday, July 13 2005

Blackwing Lair BWL

Blackwing Lair release was a great accomplishment for Blizzard, after only 8 months they were able to finally complete another raid instance!!! Apart from the fact that the first encounter was about as laggy as it gets due to 800 mobs spawning for 5 guilds at the same time (grrrreat idea blizzard!), the shit was actually not that hard. Kill some eggs, kill some stupid carbon copy of the UBRS general, loot some bracers.

The second boss was when the long expected "ever so hard to kill raid boss crap" finally started. He got downed on the second try without any information up front...probably because he was bugged.

So wait, 8 months of scripting:

-Razrgore: Pretty ok encounter, but gay because of lag caused by crappy servers. -Vaelastrasz: Obviously a bugged encounter, cause it was easy as shit. No brain needed whatsoever. -Gate: Won't open because it's bugged to shit.

To sum up our BWL experience for Blizzard: Congrats on a job well done, failures.

Sunday, May 29 2005

Ragnaros is down

That's right take a seat and watch him getting owned !

 


Sunday, May 1 2005

Ragnaros almost down

After taking down Majordomo Executus last night, our next challenge awaited...it has started, BBz versus Ragnaros. Worst attempt was 98%. Best attempt was 69%. I'm estimating another week, and big Ragnaros will be wondering what he did wrong, instead of us wondering what we did wrong ;)



Wednesday, April 27 2005

Onyxia down

Oh yeah, I totally forgot to post it, the first Horde kill on Onyxia on Laughing Skull was of course ours! It took us a few tries obviously, but I think we got the strategy down and won't have any problem killing her again. Good job to all those attending!

 

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